Νέα spells, items και feats (fake)

Feats με μπλέ, items με μουσταρδί και (ας πούμε) spells με ροζ.

Send away a wall (guess who'll love it!)

Requirements:

1. rogue 1

2. Hands (working, and stuck onto their position)

This skill is designed for fortune hunters. If it happens for you to study Greek (this horrible language) you may know that a “fortune hunter” is translated as “τυχοδιώκτης” and if you change its spelling to “τοιχωδιώκτης” you may understand that a person misspelled in this way can send walls away so that he can see what's behind.

Fly

Requirements:

1.druid 3, cleric 10, psion 6

This feat allows you to fly either by getting help from nature (druid), or by asking for help from your god (cleric), or by communicating using telepathy with the whole environment to set all forces of nature in the right place at the right intensity so that you fly without others flying with you (psion). (This nasty physics…)

Undead Scimitar of lesser castration

Minimum level : 100 

This powerful weapon is undead which means that it does no damage to any of your undead opponents. Instead, it gives them a 2d6 + 4 hit points for every successful melee attack. However, this scimitar may be destroyed after you heal it too much (I still wonder, who would heal a scimitar, but that's another matter!).

Lesser castration: I hope I don't actually have to give an explanation about this...... It just helps you to do the specified action in a non-painful way.

Base value:  - 1001 gp

Make graphics lower than very low

This DDO spell gives you the ability to make your graphics lower than allowed for 3 hours. You can use this spell at any time to make gameplay easier without your computer's being stuck BUT unfortunately you need to pay 1000 DDO points to activate this spell once so take care not to spend a fortune on that......

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Και επίσης θέλω να μου πείτε ποιος πιστεύει ότι το παρακάτω τραγούδι δεν είναι η καλύτερη μπαλάντα ήρεμου στιλ.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9LOFXwPwC4  (πάλι δεν με αφήνει να πάρω embed code, η αρχή μέχρι 0:10 είναι σκατά, αλλά μετά είναι το καλό + έχει "θρυλικό" refrain)